Of course I’m just being sarcastic. They are no longer divorcing, now they are expecting a baby? According to OK magazine, Jay Z and Beyonce are expecting their second baby. They even claim Jay Z has officially announced it to his staff. Really?

He’s informed their entire entourage that they need to use relaxed voices, mellow lighting, and listen only to soft music, and he’s said that all of the food Beyonce’s eat should be organic. He’s really doing his best to make sure that she’s as comfortable and healthy as possible